How do I buy a session or service from you?

You may purchase individual services from the purchase page on this site. The Stripe account used to make these purchases requires a capture of your credit card information. Should you prefer to place your order through PayPal, please send me an email to let me know. 

What name will appear on my statement when I purchase from you? 

I have a private DBA that has nothing to do with my name. The title is very discreet so nobody will know you've hired a ghostwriter/dating coach/wing-woman, etc.  

I don't have your number/Skype. How am I supposed to have my phone session with you? 

Once a purchase is made, I receive a note by email. I will return this message within a day to confirm a date, time and the contact information that will be required for us to be in touch. 

What do you need from me to create and/or critique my dating profile?

Upon notification of purchase, I will respond to you by email asking for screenshots of your existing profiles (if a critique is purchased) or for information about yourself (if a new profile has been requested). It's important to be 1) positive and 2) honest. You will need to tell me some basic information about yourself, your lifestyle, what you're looking for and what makes you special/funny/interesting, etc. 

If we're in the same city and you have purchased an in-person session, I can help you either take new images to post on your profiles or help sort through your existing images to find the most flattering ones. 

What can I expect during our session? 

This time will be used to discuss things in a mature and respectful manner. Although subjects may be sexual in nature, any deliberate offensiveness, attempts to engage in inappropriate sex talk, or highly personal questions irrelevant to your genuine concerns will not be tolerated. I reserve the right to disengage from the service at any time if a client imposes threat or abuses his or her privileges.

So you're a therapist?  

I am not a doctor, a counselor, or a legal advisor. I am a certified coach who aims to provide you with caring consideration and wisdom from a combined 15 years in the erotic industry and graduate level theoretical studies with an emphasis on sexuality and relationship research.

Ours should be an enjoyable time in which you can relax and feel that you are with a savvy and forthright friend. However, experience has taught me that clients may need a more formal setting to properly work through some of their issues. If you want to combine my services with that of legal and health professionals, I'd be happy to refer you to a close and trusted network of the appropriate people. 

Can I see you in person if I live in Fargo? 

My availability depends on the city I'm currently in, although special arrangements may be made under certain conditions. I spend most of my time in Los Angeles but travel on occasion and would be happy to discuss how I can accommodate you.  Please send an email to valerie@valeriebaber.com with your location and preferred date for scheduling. 

Can you send me pictures of yourself?

I am a highly experienced, part-time model with credits in art modeling, commercial print, swimsuit, lingerie, glamour, fetish, pin-up and automotive modeling. If you wish to hire me, please send an email with your professional links, scheduling requests, location, project details and budget. I will respond to your inquiry within 24 hours. 

If you wish to purchase classic headshots, calendars, and/or magazine copies, please send an email and I will return your message with a unique purchase link. This is a necessary step as printing and shipping are expenses I must take into consideration. 

Can we be penpals or more? I don't need your services but I'd like to get to know you. 

I'm flattered that you find me interesting enough to want to get to know me better, however, I am here for the purpose of helping clients and encouraging critical thought, not for flirting. Time is precious and I believe my time is best spent nurturing the existing relationships in my life. Any remaining time I have is spent on business. If you like, you are welcome to follow me on my social media platforms. I am fairly good at returning tweets that are respectful and relevant to discussion topics.